just kidding, i had always planned on getting you declawed

babies suck.

not my fault!

towering over riley

v's a man who really loves his coffee

how was i able to do this perfectly for like 10 years?

actual conversation

maybe i should drink my hot chocolate slower

celebrate eating!

i'm done with immunology for good

voted best hair by the class of 2011

Just kidding, he's not actually a doctor. Yet.

stop by anytime

don't ask about the test

how do people comprehend this stuff?

the only problem is it's hard to get her to pose for pictures

caseous necrosis

being a responsible adult is stupid.

my second greatest accomplishment

robyn, how could you

"extreme dislike" isn't strong enough

so confused.

good thing i'm not a hand model

it's funny because it's true

friend + girlfriend = you'll never see him again.

it's because she loves me

language barrier

keeping them straight

know your pathways

surly hair 2

surly hair

it's just not that funny

ode to voytek or trevan please forgive me for verbing a noun

lessons for new professors #8

a gentleman doesn't ask and a lady never tells

perfect for each other

thinking on my feet

you know who you are

my greatest accomplishment